Max stood by Jamie’s locker with the confidence of a villain in a spy movie.
He held his custom-made glitter bomb, a water balloon filled with maximum sparkle.
“Time for Miss Mean Face to shine. Literally.” He grinned.
He tucked it gently into Jamie’s locker, closed it carefully, and whispered,
“This will go down in prank history.”
Except…
As he turned to walk away—
BOOM!!
The glitter bomb exploded.
Too early.
Way too early.
Max stood frozen, now covered head to toe in glitter. His hair sparkled. His eyebrows sparkled. Even his eyelashes sparkled.
Jamie, standing nearby, slowly turned around…
“Are you a disco ball now?” she asked, deadpan.
Buffalo walked by, took one look at Max, and immediately pulled out his phone.
Post uploaded: “Max the Sparkle Queen #GlitterFail”
“I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE.” Max yelled.
At the Johnson Family Household, Jamie tiptoed into Lilly’s room like a sneaky raccoon.
She spotted Lilly’s beloved teddy bear, snatched it, and shoved it under Max’s bed.
Meanwhile…
Mom was in the laundry room, completely tangled in clothes.
“Can someone help me? My arm is in a sleeve that doesn’t exist.”
Ethan was in a screaming match with Sophie.
“STOP SINGING”
“LA LA LAAAA!” Sophie sang.
“WHY ARE YOU EVEN SINGING?!”
“Because I like annoying youuuu!”
Suddenly…
Lilly came in like a storm.
“WHO TOOK TEDDY?!” She yelled.
She flipped over cushions. Tore through cabinets. Opened drawers that didn’t even have bottoms.
Then she stopped.
Lilly spotted her teddy bear under Max’s bed.
Max was on the couch, munching chips, watching TV like nothing was wrong.
Lilly walked up silently.
“Hi, Max.” she said sweetly.
Max: “Hey, what’s up—”
BAM!
She threw her teddy at him like a missile.
It hit him in the face, knocking the chips everywhere.
“I’M UNDER ATTACK!” he screamed.
“Oh nooo. Who could’ve done such a thing? “Jamie asked casually, trying not to laugh.
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Max tried to glitter-bomb Jamie but detonated it on himself instead.
- Jamie calmly confirmed he was now a disco ball.
- Buffalo posted Max’s sparkle disaster online.
- Jamie framed Max by hiding Lilly’s teddy under his bed.
- Lilly found it and launched a teddy attack straight at Max’s face.
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