The morning started off… weird.
The class was peacefully chaotic as usual.
Sarah was upside down in her chair, Chloe was applying lip gloss during attendance, and Michael was trying to stick pencils in the ceiling fan.
But then it happened.
Andrew. Cut. The teacher’s. Hair.
No one knew why.
One moment Mr. Thompson was handing out worksheets, and the next moment—
Snip.
A huge chunk of his hair floated down like a feather in slow motion.
The room froze.
Jamie’s mouth dropped open.
Samantha gasped.
Michael fell off his chair from shock.
“ANDREW!!” the teacher screamed.
“I thought it was a prank,” Andrew shrugged.
“It’s not April!!” Mr. Thompson cried while clutching his uneven bangs.
Max had just recovered from falling out of his chair yesterday when he walked into his classroom and froze.
Right on the board, in big curly writing, was:
M: Mango
A: Apple
X: Xylem
– Jamie
George squirted juice from his nose laughing.
Rose literally fell out of her chair.
Max turned red. Like, buffalo-level-red.
He lunged at the whiteboard and erased it in a panic.
But it was too late.
Buffalo had already seen it.
And worse?
He was howling with laughter.
“MAXY MANGO,” Buffalo teased.
Max looked like he was about to pass out.
Elsewhere:
Bob was sniffing the leftover board marker.
Greg was hiding in a locker.
Mr. Thompson was in the staff room staring into a mirror, wondering what went wrong with his life.
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Andrew randomly cut the teacher’s hair and emotionally ended the morning.
- Mr. Thompson discovered bangs he never asked for.
- Jamie turned Max’s name into another humiliating acronym.
- Max erased it too late and Buffalo renamed him “Maxy Mango.”
- The school fully unraveled while adults questioned their life choices.
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