It all started with spaghetti.
Max, fuming from the Mango-Apple-Xylem Incident, stomped into the cafeteria with vengeance in his eyes and spaghetti on his tray.
He spotted Jamie across the room, laughing with Samantha.
Max shoved Bob out of the way with the force of a semi-truck. Bob landed in a chair, holding his sandwich like a shield.
“HEY JAMIE!” Max yelled, pulling back his hand like a major league pitcher—
SPLATTTTT!!!
Except…
Jamie ducked.
And Mr. Thompson, who had just recovered from Andrew’s accidental barber skills, took the full force of spaghetti to the face.
There was complete silence.
Then, sauce slowly dripped from Mr. Thompson’s hair as he whispered, “Why me?”
Jamie, of course, was ready.
Earlier that day, she had borrowed Max’s phone and programmed it to play “I’m a Little Teapot” on full volume after a five-minute delay.
She counted under her breath.
“Three… two… one—”
“I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT—”
The phone screamed from Max’s pocket.
Ryan fainted on his mashed potatoes.
George punched Abigail out of confusion.
Buffalo blinked slowly and whispered, “What the heck…”
Max’s eyes widened in horror. His ears were ringing. Everyone turned toward him. Phones were out. Videos were being taken.
With a scream, Max snatched his phone and yeeted it out of the cafeteria window. It hit the mailman outside.
There was silence again.
Jamie? Oh, she was howling with laughter.
“I’m a little teapot—” she mimicked.
Max glared at her.
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Max tried to spaghetti-attack Jamie and hit Mr. Thompson instead.
- Mr. Thompson questioned every life decision while dripping in sauce.
- Jamie’s delayed prank made Max’s phone blast “I’m a Little Teapot.”
- Chaos followed: fainting, punching, and full cafeteria shock.
- Max threw his phone out the window and Jamie laughed forever.
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