At the Johnson Family Household, Dad walked into the house like a man with a dream.
That dream?
Pizza.
He had ordered it, paid for it, imagined it… even named it Sir Cheesy Supreme in his head.
But when he opened the box—
“WHAT!!!!!??????”
The box was empty. Only one pepperoni remained, looking lost and betrayed.
Dad turned around with murder in his eyes.
Noah was sitting innocently on the couch, cheeks suspiciously full, crust crumbs on his shirt.
“What? You said not to waste food!”
Dad fainted on the couch.
Meanwhile, upstairs,
Jamie skipped down the hallway with a mischievous grin and a handful of confetti.
She spotted Max’s hoodie hanging on the doorknob.
“Perfect,” she whispered like a cartoon villain, stuffing the sleeves with confetti like it was a Thanksgiving turkey.
She high-fived herself and started to walk away while whistling—
SLAM.
She walked straight into the wall.
“THE WALL ATTACKED ME!” she yelled, glaring at the drywall.
A Few Moments Later:
Max entered the room, and reached for his hoodie like it was any other normal day.
POOF!
BOOM!
GLITTER EXPLOSION!
It was like a unicorn had sneezed directly on his face.
“JAMIEEEEEEE!!!” he bellowed, blinking through the sparkles.
Jamie peeked around the corner, wheezing with laughter. “You look like a disco pineapple!”
Max glared. “You’re dead.”
Elsewhere,
Lilly was lying in the middle of the hallway, surrounded by her stuffed animals.
Suddenly, she started wailing.
Nobody knew why. Not even Lilly.
“Lilly, why are you crying?” Mom asked.
Lilly paused, sniffled, then said dramatically, “I don’t know!”
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Dad opened his dream pizza box and found only one lonely pepperoni.
- Noah revealed the truth, and Dad emotionally fainted.
- Jamie stuffed Max’s hoodie with confetti and blamed the wall for attacking her.
- Max put on the hoodie and got unicorn-level glitter blasted.
- Lilly cried for no reason, completing the household chaos.
📚 What’s Next?
➡️ Continue to Chapter 20 – When the Plan Came With a Signature
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