Max plopped into his seat, still shaking glitter out of his hair from Jamie’s disco ball disaster earlier.
“Okay. No more games. Time to take actual notes.” He muttered.
He opened his notebook…
BOOOOOOM!
A puff of pink glitter, confetti, and a suspicious squeaky sound blasted into his face.
George exploded with laughter. Literally fell out of his chair.
“OH MY GOSH! You got notebook-nuked! I can’t breathe!”
Max blinked through the cloud of pink smoke.
Meanwhile…
Matthew walked up to the whiteboard to solve a math problem, grabbed a marker—
SNAP! He accidentally broke the board in half like it was a toothpick.
“Matthew… that board cost $300.” The teacher said.
“So… do I still get a participation star?”
And across the room…
Rose had somehow brought her skateboard into class and was now zooming past desks.
“This is not a skatepark!” George yelled.
“It is now!” Rose yelled.
She hit a bump, nearly flew out the window, but Henry did something heroic and grabbed her hoodie mid-air.
“I GOT YOU!” he cried.
“I saw my life flash before my eyes. There were snacks.” Rose said.
Jamie sat down in her class, opened her water bottle—
SPLOOOOSH!
Water shot out like a geyser, smacked Samantha, and hit the ceiling. Samantha shrieked. Jamie blinked.
“I swear this school is cursed.” She said.
Meanwhile…
Michael was straight up snoring in the back. Louder than a lawnmower.
Sarah tried to sit down gracefully but tripped over Daisy’s bag and landed on top of Daisy.
“Why me?!” Daisy yelled from under Sarah.
Sarah: “I just wanted to exist peacefully!”
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Max opened his notebook and got glitter-confetti nuked in the face.
- Matthew snapped the whiteboard in half and politely asked for a participation star.
- Rose skateboarded through class and nearly flew out a window before Henry saved her.
- Jamie’s water bottle exploded and soaked Samantha and the ceiling.
- Michael snored, Sarah tripped, and Daisy got crushed under pure bad luck.
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