The cafeteria was buzzing. Trays clattered, students chattered, and somewhere in the distance, someone screamed “I FOUND A HAIR IN MY PIZZA!”
At one corner table, Jamie was devouring her hot dog, unaware that Max was sneaking up with a packet of salt the size of a brick. With the stealth of a cartoon villain, Max poured an avalanche of salt into her hot dog and tiptoed away.
Jamie took a big bite.
Crunch.
Her eyes widened. “WHAT—IS—THIS?!”
She immediately launched the hot dog like a missile.
Max ducked with a smirk.
SMACK!
Michael, minding his business and humming a weird song, got hit in the face. “I CAN’T TASTE COLORS ANYMORE!” he yelled dramatically, flailing and falling off his seat.
Max snorted. “Worth it.”
Then, he grabbed a spoonful of mashed potatoes and launched it back.
Jamie dodged like a ninja.
WHACK!
The mashed potatoes splattered all over Buffalo’s face.
The entire cafeteria froze.
Buffalo wiped his face slowly. He stared at Max. His eyebrow twitched. He cracked his knuckles.
“Uh-oh,” Max said.
Buffalo growled, “Max… run.”
Max bolted.
Meanwhile…
Abigail accidentally stepped on Sarah’s toes.
“OW!” Sarah screamed.
Abigail rolled her eyes. “It’s not like you were using them.”
“You wanna go, glitter girl?” Sarah snapped, pulling out a spoon like it was a weapon.
Greg, sitting nearby, took one look and started wailing.
“WHY IS THIS SCHOOL A WAR ZONE?! I JUST WANT PEACE AND JELLO!”
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Max secretly salted Jamie’s hot dog into a crunchy disaster.
- Jamie launched the hot dog and hit Michael, who lost his ability to “taste colors.”
- Mashed potatoes flew and landed straight on Buffalo’s face.
- Buffalo cracked his knuckles, and Max immediately chose running.
- A toe-step turned Abigail and Sarah into spoon-wielding enemies while Greg cried for peace and Jello.
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