Max tiptoed over to Bob’s table, whispering like a spy, “Sorry, Bob. These sandwiches are going to a greater cause.”
He snatched five sandwiches. Tuna, peanut butter, something suspiciously green… and a mystery meat special.
George yelled from down the hallway, “MAX! That’s robbery!”
“It’s justice.” Max said.
He crammed the sandwiches into Jamie’s locker, one on top of the other, and walked away like a villain in slow motion.
Jamie entered, arguing with Samantha.
“I’m just saying, your handwriting looks like spaghetti!” Jamie snapped.
“It’s calligraphy!” Samantha yelled.
Jamie rolled her eyes and yanked open her locker
THWUMP-PLORP-SPLAT!!!
A sandwich avalanche. Right on her face, books, bag, and pride.
Samantha stared in silence. “…Is that salami in your hair?”
Max appeared from behind the corner, holding up his phone, recording.
“Say cheese….oh wait, you already did.” Max chuckled, grinning.
He hit ‘Send’ on the school group chat.
Jamie screamed and shoved him hard.
Max stumbled backward
CRUNCH. He stepped on Buffalo’s foot.
The hallway fell silent for 0.3 seconds.
Buffalo growled. “You. Just. Stepped. On. My. Foot.”
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Max stole five of Bob’s sandwiches for a “greater cause.”
- He stuffed them all into Jamie’s locker like a villain on a mission.
- Jamie opened her locker and got hit by a full sandwich avalanche.
- Max filmed it and sent the video to the school group chat.
- Max stepped on Buffalo’s foot… and instantly regretted being alive.
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