Jamie was nose-to-nose with Samantha.
“You copied my entire homework!” Jamie growled.
“You posted my dance video on the school page!” Samantha shouted back.
Andrew slid between them like a human peace treaty.
Andrew: “Okay, okay, okay. let’s just eat and—”
WHAM! Jamie and Samantha both turned and punched him in perfect sync.
Andrew dropped to the floor like a forgotten napkin.
Meanwhile…
Max tiptoed behind the food trays, snickering like a cartoon villain.
He opened Jamie’s lunchbox, took out the hot dog, and drenched it in hot sauce like it was a fire extinguisher in reverse.
“She’s gonna turn into a volcano!” Max whispered to himself.
But what he didn’t know was… he had the wrong lunch.
Jamie hadn’t brought a hot dog.
Samantha took one bite—
“AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”
Steam almost shot from her ears. She dashed around looking for water like her life depended on it.
Jamie started laughing uncontrollably, “Whoopsie! That’s karma for copying my math homework!”
Samantha yelled, “YOU DID THIS!”
POW! She punched Jamie, who stumbled right into the mashed potato tray.
Andrew was still groaning on the floor.
Jamie was fuming. Her shirt was stained with potatoes and betrayal.
“Hot sauce? Oh, it’s ON.” She muttered.
She tiptoed to Max’s locker, giggling, and carefully slid in a glitter bomb, one of those special ones with triple sparkle and permanent shine.
But the second she closed the locker—
BOOOOM!!
The glitter bomb detonated instantly.
KABOOM-GLITTER-SPLASH!
Jamie was now a walking rainbow. Her hair sparkled. Her eyebrows had glitter. Her shoes? Glitter.
Max walked in, gasped, then burst into laughter.
Max: “DISCO BALL! DISCO BALL! Jamie the Human Disco Ball!”
Jamie didn’t say a word. She just punched him so hard he flew backwards into a trash can.
“I REGRET EVERYTHINGGGGGGG.” Max yelled from inside the trashcan.
🌀 What Just Happened?
- Jamie and Samantha argued, then accidentally punched Andrew together.
- Max sabotaged the wrong lunch with hot sauce and turned Samantha into a fire-breathing dragon.
- Samantha punched Jamie, sending her into mashed potatoes.
- Jamie tried a glitter revenge but set off the bomb on herself.
- Max laughed, got punched, and ended up yelling from inside a trash can.
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