Jack had reached a point in his life where he could no longer wear a curtain without feeling deeply disappointed in himself. He stood in the great hall of the vampire castle, took a long breath, and said, very clearly,…
Macorni had a problem. Actually, Macorni had two problems. He stood in the hallway rubbing his chin, thinking very hard…
Tommy was hungry. Not regular hungry. Not “I forgot breakfast” hungry. This was invite-the-entire-undead-population-to-lunch hungry. “I DECLARE A FEAST!” Tommy…
Beak had reached his limit. He had spent the entire morning glaring at Jack, whispering to himself, and pointing suspiciously…
Beak had officially reached I-caught-you levels of suspicion. He marched Jack down a hallway lined with portraits of very serious…
Beak did not stop staring at Jack. Not a casual stare. Not a curious stare. This was a suspicious, narrowed-eyes,…
The peace in the vampire castle lasted exactly seven minutes. Then the doors of the great hall slammed open, and…
By the next day, the vampire castle was buzzing. Literally. Someone had broken a chandelier, and it was humming dangerously…
Jack followed Mira into the grand hall, which looked like a cross between a medieval courtroom and a very confused…
Jack was tiptoeing through a hallway so gloomy it looked like darkness had signed a lease there, when he bumped…
